Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

by Nhurr September 23, 2019

Cook Conspiracy

A ‘Cook Conspiracy’ is the same as a pipe dream or a stupid fantasy. Someone making a cook conspiracy is talking out of their butt about impossible things like being a mega star or being something they couldn’t possibly be.

~Tranzlucent, American Hip Hop Artist
“She never took me serious
My looks appeared as if
Being a rookie lyricist
Was a cook conspiracy “

“Did you hear Dave talking about how he smashed Tina??”
“Tina, like hottest girl in school Tina?”
“Yea dude, he told me himself”
“That’s such a cook conspiracy”

by Tranzlucent October 1, 2019

Houston cook-off

The act two guys penetrating a chick, one orally and one vaginally/anally and spinning her

Last nights Houston cook-off was amazing!

by MonsterKyle August 12, 2019

Cook

What we say about clothes or sneakers that looks extremely good and are comfortable to wear.

The combination of both, comfort and eastethic is a must to be able to use this expression

Damn these nikes are cook !

Shit bro did you see the new yeezys ? They look so cook man !

by COOKMEN934KEUSTUPEUXPASTEST August 26, 2019

Slow Cooking

Sitting in a hotboxed room until you are thoroughly gassed

Smoking gets me too high, so i'm fine with slow cooking until i'm good.

by roscy September 4, 2019

Cooked

Someone who is very ugly, and probably doesn’t know it.

Yo, this girl just snapchatted me a selfie, but she’s cooked.

by Prologuer May 28, 2018

catherine cooke

Sexiest bitch in the fucking nation STUPID THICC AND HOT. Can shut a bitch up quick, and is a very loyal person( if she likes you of course), which is highly unlikely. Everyone else is trash besides her.

Catherine Cooke is da best

by Heyyyyybitches June 2, 2018