“That Aleksander Sukanov is a real chav”
by Would.I.was Shook.speared May 12, 2021
Get the Chav mug.Your typical mid-pubescent kid aged 11-17, who wears, tracksuits, nike shoes (mostly air max 95’s or TN’s), flashy jewellery and a shedload of makeup that makes them look like a RETARD (mostly girls). They terrorise their local town centre and tend to hang around McDonald’s, or generally just anywhere with shops and places to eat, shouting “wot ya lookin at?!” to random people passing by who happen to glance in their direction. Most come from some sort of ‘broken’ family, but as of recently, there has been a rise in kids with perfectly normal lives trying to be popular in school, thus succumbing to the lifestyle of a chav. In the end, as they reproduce as many kids as they can, the cycle never really ends…and the chav will always remain, in different styles, shapes and sizes, sad really ain’t it.
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Before chav became a sterotype this is what the word was used for, especially within the romany community.
Before chav became a sterotype this is what the word was used for, especially within the romany community.
by hater4leyefe January 18, 2025
Get the Chav mug.A Chav (masc.), or, Chavette (fem.) are a subculture of British youth living in big populous cities, but also seen up North. They mostly reside in council or dilapidating estates of sorts. This habitat is a factor of their rowdy and hooligan-like behaviour.
Appearance:
A chav will normally wear a tracksuit to show 'wealth' but they're fucking broke. The brand (Nike, Emporio Armani, Adidas) will almost always be fake as well. Sometimes, they wear bomber jackets to look like roadmen. Chavs smoke. Chavettes dress trashy too, with tight leather or spandex pants as if they're Posion or Ratt. They have fake eyelashes looking like feathers and their foundation is heavy. They wear short shiny puffer jackets and have visibly layered lip gloss, never lipstick. Their fake nails are as long as their husband's dick. The thickness of their mascara is normally indicative of their attitude. Father chavs will have flat caps and are sometimes bald + overweight. Mother chavs are like their daughters but visibly older and more haggard from smoking.
Employment:
Chavs claim council benefits. This is supposed to help them shop for food and necessities for their three stupid children but it does not. They are young since they are school or college dropouts.
Appearance:
A chav will normally wear a tracksuit to show 'wealth' but they're fucking broke. The brand (Nike, Emporio Armani, Adidas) will almost always be fake as well. Sometimes, they wear bomber jackets to look like roadmen. Chavs smoke. Chavettes dress trashy too, with tight leather or spandex pants as if they're Posion or Ratt. They have fake eyelashes looking like feathers and their foundation is heavy. They wear short shiny puffer jackets and have visibly layered lip gloss, never lipstick. Their fake nails are as long as their husband's dick. The thickness of their mascara is normally indicative of their attitude. Father chavs will have flat caps and are sometimes bald + overweight. Mother chavs are like their daughters but visibly older and more haggard from smoking.
Employment:
Chavs claim council benefits. This is supposed to help them shop for food and necessities for their three stupid children but it does not. They are young since they are school or college dropouts.
BEWARE: A chav cannot be greeted in any way. A "hallo", "good afternoon" or even a closer (but still far) cry to their shit language- "alright mate?" will be responded to by a rude and unintelligible sound. In their friend groups, they normally shout loudly and drink cheap beer, lager or cider in cans. They also make gun shooting noises which is distinguishable from other 'words' by the prolonged 'a' vowel and 'k' consonant. "Skkkrrrpaap" or "braaaaap" (credit to blahwhat).
If you encounter a chav and they instigate a fight, tell them to get on their bikes and throw your drink at them. They will run after you so be prepared to either smoke them or dash. They might beat you and steal your bike if you try to cycle away so bring your buddies who can help you out.
Charley: walkin down the street and glances at Chav
Chav: Ay you fackin' wot blud pulls down pants
Charley: Runs
Chav: Yea piss off fam skrrraap pap fackin bellend WANKER!
Charley: *cries*
If you encounter a chav and they instigate a fight, tell them to get on their bikes and throw your drink at them. They will run after you so be prepared to either smoke them or dash. They might beat you and steal your bike if you try to cycle away so bring your buddies who can help you out.
Charley: walkin down the street and glances at Chav
Chav: Ay you fackin' wot blud pulls down pants
Charley: Runs
Chav: Yea piss off fam skrrraap pap fackin bellend WANKER!
Charley: *cries*
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Get the chav mug.a chav is a british term used to define rowdy lower class youth, however these people are npcs
something REALLY important to know is that the term chav is used for a FEMALE chav and the term roadman is used for a MALE chav. also nobody uses chavette anymore
typical features:
sportswear (most likely nike) found in all genders
really shitty makeup (found in female chavs)
spawnpoints:
supermarkets/corner shops
bus stops
rough areas
primark
typical behaviours:
vaping/smoking
shoplifting
committing fare evasion
being a loud ass nuisance on the bus
something REALLY important to know is that the term chav is used for a FEMALE chav and the term roadman is used for a MALE chav. also nobody uses chavette anymore
typical features:
sportswear (most likely nike) found in all genders
really shitty makeup (found in female chavs)
spawnpoints:
supermarkets/corner shops
bus stops
rough areas
primark
typical behaviours:
vaping/smoking
shoplifting
committing fare evasion
being a loud ass nuisance on the bus
usage 1
p1: i love the really cozy primark onesies
p2: i know but the chavs ruined primark
usage 2
p1: omg what are u doing here? did u turn into a chav?
p2: no i didnt i just want cheap clothes
usage 3
p1: i dont want a girlfriend
p2: why?
p1: because all the girls are chavs
p1: i love the really cozy primark onesies
p2: i know but the chavs ruined primark
usage 2
p1: omg what are u doing here? did u turn into a chav?
p2: no i didnt i just want cheap clothes
usage 3
p1: i dont want a girlfriend
p2: why?
p1: because all the girls are chavs
by the real jq March 12, 2024
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