March 17

Women have to send a booty pic to the last man they spoke to.

Guy: Hey lemme see dat ass!

Crush: Wtf? No you perv!

Guy: Its March 17 tho…

Crush: Ugh fine… *sends da pic*

Guy: GYAT

by seekerdaddy March 17, 2024

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March 17

appreciate and love your partner day

“I love you so much, you made my life so much better snd today, March 17, I am grateful for you”

by Jstagoodguy March 17, 2024

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July 17

National "take a shower/bath with your soulmate". It isn't always sexual, you can just wash each other and be happy.

Boyfriend: Do you know what day is it?
Girlfriend: July 17, the national shower/bathe with your s/o?
Boyfriend: Exactly, wanna celebrate it?
Girlfirend: Sure!

by mikeroast July 11, 2022

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July 17

July 17 is the day you ask your crush to be yours forever by giving them something.

Friend 1: Hey! it's July 17 already!
Friend 2: Snap! I've got to ask my crush out!
Friend 2: Remember to give her something!

by DryWater July 16, 2022

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The day the smartest, amazingest, hottest, coolest, awesomest, kindest, bestest, nicest person ever is born. It is said that their name shall be Amol, and they will be the chosen one, destined to receive powers from a higher power lurking in the universe, on their 14th birthday.

"Amol is so smart, amazing, hot, cool, awesome, kind, and nice because he was born on June 17th!!!!!!!!"

by totallynotamolkattaria June 10, 2022

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