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zodiacing

person 1-yo man this movie's amazing
person 2- i know it's so good, omg man kyle's zodiacing
kyle-blahhhhh blahhhhh
by biznitches February 8, 2008
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Zami Zodiac

A Zami Zodiac is when a person loves all of that's persons friends.
Dude I love Genevieve Hostility, & Skylar, & Kaylin, & Kristen so much I'm a Zami Zodiac
by Zami Zodiac Killa May 30, 2008
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Zodiac Disease

A type of delusional thinking causing people to believe in unproven pseudoscience. It has different stages of severity, with the first stage causing the infected to believe that the month of their birth has an effect on how their day will go. Stage 2 Z.D. will cause the infected to believe in homeopathy, stage 3 means the person thinks that special sorts of crystals can have an effect on one's personality.

Stage 4 Zodiac Disease can take either or both of 2 forms: they believe the earth is flat and/or that vaccines cause autism.

Zodiac Disease can be contagious, it is highly advised to avoid any contact. The Vaccine Variety of Stage 4 Zodiac disease additionally bears the risk of further diseases being spread, be cautious.
Karen suffers from stage 4 zodiac disease
by Freshdumb December 23, 2019
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The Chinese Zodiac

The zodiac only those westerners born in the year of the dragon or tiger give a shit about.
"I'm a tiger according to the Chinese zodiac, how cool is that?"
"Pretty cool, what sign am I?"
"Let me see... ummm, rat."
"Fuck that shit."
by SliceyAndDicey April 23, 2018
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Zodiac Digger

The act of killing a hiker or bicyclist to later return to their deathsite to find their bone remains.
That fucker doesn't get off the damn road I'm gonna be the zodiac digger and ram that bike up his ass.
by MDIBobRoss January 14, 2020
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