Pseudo-Washer

A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.

The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.

Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!"

Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"

by jazz4 November 15, 2011

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Duck Washer

A person specializing in the washing of ducks. This can occur in a variety of settings. They are most visible at oil and chemical spills, with soap, and ducks in hand.

“Katie, I heard you got the call to be Duck Washer downtown at the spill. Can I please come help?”

by royleelyor May 29, 2020

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bish washer

When your bish has an attitude or is otherwise acting dirty, you recommend (as a friend) to clean them in the bish washer.

My bish Kristie was acting like such a hoe light night — I’m gonna put her in the bish washer.

by BearTamer366 March 31, 2022

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pickle-washer

1)Someone who takes along time to lick a penis to make it hard, before it either ejaculates, or is used for sex. 2) Someone who cleans up the penis after sex with their tongue.

He makes a very good pickle-washer so his buddy can screw his wife. He is also a good pickle-washer after sex is done too!!!!

by Torinoluvr May 12, 2008

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