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iq vortex

A phrase used to describe someone of such little intelligence that they themselves seem to suck the very intelligence out of other average to intelligent human beings.
The idea is derived from the theory that someone can in fact be so inadequate that when they speak or perform an unintelligent act that there "Negative IQ" creates a suction or "Vortex" where nearby intelligence quotients spiral out of control into IQ absolute zero.
It is now commonly used as a put down to someone who says or does something dumb or to insult a generally unintelligent person.
Dumb person: "I beleive in ghosts"
Avrg person: "Thats a shame, try not be an IQ vortex when there are so many people around"

Dumb Person: "The federal government should have more authority in our lives"
Avrg Person: "HEY IQ VORTEX: please do the country a favor and never vote you fat prick"

Dumb Person: "lol"
Avrg Person: "I wish aids just squirted you in the face for typing that; you ignorant IQ vortex"
by Dr. wilkins III July 19, 2007
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Morale Vortex

Someone who cant see the lighter side of life. Glass half empty kind of person who's whole goal in life is to suck the morale out of every person they meet. Usually the one finding a problem when there isnt one....
Shit dude, stop complaining, you're a flippin morale vortex you are.
by mikeythatsme April 13, 2010
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Philly Vortex

When you're done wrong by the underground scum in Philly and you expose them and they gang up on you more.
"Hey stop spreading rumours about me you childish imps" "Shut up,you sound like an idiot" "Oh what happened,did I hit some truth in there?" And so on...Philly Vortex.
by JoeNJ2 August 28, 2016
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visual vortex

A state of optical acuity so extreme that it creates the illusion of a gravitational pull towards the viewer's third eye.

To a dull worker bee a "visual vortex" would be considered the same experience as a hallucination.
That painting shows so much emotion, the visual vortex is alarmingly deep.
by Lilly Bambino August 27, 2020
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kiddy vortex

The classic parental situation that arises with 2 or more children, especially with a newborn and another child under 2, where you are completely immersed in day to day activities 24/7, involving non stop parental duties, leaving you feeling in a trance like state at the bottom of a whirlpool looking up!
"how was your weekend Christopher, what did to get up to? Mate, it was one big kiddy vortex!
by two blonds May 14, 2017
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Vortex Theory

A theory that fast moving racecars on an oval causes a vortex of heated air that can temporarily halt rain, or stop rain entirely.
Fan 1: I thought it was supposed to rain?

Fan 2: must be vortex theory.
by Lexus14blacklist June 17, 2016
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vortex anus

A girls asshole that's so black that it sucks you in. It's funny because she is most likely a white girl. Make sure you don't eat it.
Yo bro her asshole sucked my lips in

She must've had a vortex anus fam.
by Fnasty22 January 17, 2017
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