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The Thanos

When you are about to cum, rest your nuts on her chin, and snap your fingers as half the population disappears and you leave.
I wanted to nut so I did The Thanos and left
by Chris Gr June 24, 2018
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Thanos

A giant, purple raisin, that's floating around in space. He also has a nice rock collection
by Unknown Name Definer June 23, 2019
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A hottie. He’s v strong and is a big purple boi, he also is a rock collector. I mean what more could you ask for?!
Anyone:“Who is your crush again”
Grandma & everyone else: “ oh yeah Thanos he’s a stud”
by Mepouehsjsjsmsmndnd April 27, 2019
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A big dumb idiot that looks like a shrivelled up grape that goes around the universe snapping people.
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Thanos is a big hunky purple guy in the range of peppa pig films personnaly I enjoy peppa pig and the golden boot when thanos destroys half the unniverse
Wow that's a lovely thanos you got there
by Big daddy 6363 May 3, 2019
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Ugly grape man
A huge asshole
Fuck thanos
by Msky14 May 18, 2019
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A very purple man who sits in a chair floating in space and wants everyone to do what he wants them to do, being the lazy piece of crap that he is. he also wants everything to be perfectly balanced (even though it makes no sense because people will still populate messing up the entire balance)
"Did you know Thanos is going to be in Avengers Infinity War?"
by Fuego_Diego May 20, 2019
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