staple gun

A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.

Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.

by mkpk May 17, 2018

fashion staple

Something that you NEED in your wardrobe. Could also be called an essential

Yo! Those black jeans are a fashion staple! You could never go wrong with them.

by Marvina April 18, 2019

Staple Wook

A wook that feels they need to speed up their transformation process by stapling dreadlocks, crystals, spoons, and other wook trinkets to their head. This increases their overall headiness and wookness exponentially.

Man that dude over there is a supreme staple wook

by Gobnugget September 11, 2019

Stapled

Getting mugged off

Man u got stapled unlucky

by Anonionymous March 31, 2017

harry staples

a very godlike person who pulls all the ladies. very large genitalia and is very caring

wow that guy is such a harry staples.

by JRE3007 May 31, 2017

The Alison Staples

when your eating a girl out and she pisses in your mouth

I was eating this girl out last night and she did The Alison Staples

by ooddolwn April 19, 2020

giraffe stapling

When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.

"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."

by TOyoyo September 30, 2013