Settle down

when you and your girl are too keen on each other they decide to settle down

Harry recons Lexie is fit as fuck and wants to settle down

by big-h September 5, 2023

Settle gretel

chill out, calm down, relax, no need to stress, and don't worry

Worried Jack: Oh no I left my hot pocket in the microwave too long!

Chilled Jill: “Settle Gretel”, it'll be fine.

by Nakiiix May 9, 2022

Straight-settling

When someone gay marries into a straight relationship due to social pressures.

He divorced his wife to marry a man. Must've been straight-settling.

by Nuttjob97 March 13, 2022

Panic Settling

The concept that adult women with high relationship expectations (and usually daddy issues) quickly settle with a male partner often from a lower tier of dating brackets and/or lower pay grades. A phenomenon exacerbated by a stagnant economy, high inflation, and an inaccessible housing market, the Panic Settling Candidate will often lower her standards in order to open up opportunities like travel, home ownership, and any other milestones that can't be achieved alone.

"After years of unsuccessful dating and multiple attachment disorders, Sarah (Lawyer, 32) is panic settling with Phil, a low-level tech employee who is plateauing professionally and personally. Despite the lack of intellectual and even physical stimulation, Sarah is happy to finally be able to love post on Instagram and fly economy class to a cliché destination once a year."

by Don B. Cucumber September 2, 2024

When the Dust Settle

just you and me remain your attempts at death are in vein, oh muffin you're nothing held in my pregatory, oh muffin

can you like stop singing asdf's endless muffin time When the Dust Settles

by blemdbo February 22, 2025