Therapy Session

For someone to be a complete nuisance and annoyance, and saying that they're a therapy session states that they are the cause of you going to a therapy session.

Nuisance: Why do you like green?
You: Cuz its cool.
Nuisance: Why is it cool?
You: idk.
Nuisance: Why don't you know?
You: Oh my gosh, you're being a damn THERAPY SESSION right now.
Nuisance: ...

by Sorin's Defs October 31, 2017

Jeff Sessions

When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.

We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.

by Word to your mother. January 6, 2018

Grillin Session

Another word for Barbecuing

Frankie "Hey bro what did you got going this weekend?"

Omar "Nothing much dude, just gonna hit the grocery store to get ready for a Grillin Session, you should come by"

Frankie "Will do, ill bring the Kabobs"

by Big Body Fadi July 17, 2009

Johning Session

A word used mostly down south in Louisiana to describe a group of people just getting together and making jokes about each other. Note: These motherfucker can get real as fuck if you don't like someone!

Girl 1 : Your momma over here looking like a color purple reject!
Crowd: Ahhh damn son!
Girl 2: Your just mad cause your daddys more twisted than bobby brown's jaw!
Crowd: Ohhhhh!

This is what we in Louisiana like to call a Johning session

by Ceezyfbaby17 December 28, 2010

sup session

A short exchange between two people; a brief check-in on someone's day

"You talk to Tina today, son?"
"Yeah, we had a sup session this mornin"

by Leachbone December 2, 2007

session music

Music you like to listen to while masturbating.

Man that session music hit the spot!

by SecHuMusicGod January 27, 2015

wank session

An act in which a man "tenderizes his meat" or "Jackin' the beanstalk" or to "spank the frank" or "holdin the sausage hostage.

Hey Frank, did you hear Willies wank session last night?

by Willie the wank sesh September 21, 2017