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johnny parsons

the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.
1 look thats johnny parsons

2 oh really

1 yea he's got someone who really cares about him
by thepotatohoe March 29, 2023
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Micah Parsons

The best linebacker ever with the fattest dick known to man kind
Friend: Oh my god is that Micah Parsons?

Me: Yes that is our dick slaying king
by user683299320 November 5, 2023
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Cody Parsons

‘Wow! that Cody Parsons has a massive donger!’ (Meaning huge wang)
by A4trappy styllll November 21, 2023
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Mr Parsons

Sarum Academys new no nonsense bald man who will always patrol the academys grounds to check that all the students are in lesson. he got hired in summer 2023 by jennifer moore and since then he has been a dick to all the pupils that attend sarum. he is a media teacher and most of the pupils in the class have given up and they decide to play games.
by big fat tubby December 15, 2023
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Cody Parsons

Hockey God, meat-head, gym rat, h a r l i e. Very nice charming sexy guy, you just want to squeeze his biceps. Make-out with him maybe. very loud guy who knows how to make a lot of weird noises, in the top 0000000.1 percent of babytron listeners.
Jarron: Wassuppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp Cody Parsons
Cody Parsons: KYS
by John3482 December 6, 2022
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Parsons

Guys that likes sonic and anime, kind of a nerd and go to the gym occasionally and still pull somehow
wow, he pulled the hottest girl in the school, hes such a parsons
by anynonymouse December 16, 2022
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