Cat paralysis

When a cat lays down on something, therefore making that thing incapable of movement

“Ahh shit, I can’t come over. I have cat paralysis right now”

“I wanted to use my laptop but it’s got cat paralysis”

by KermitGold March 21, 2023

Sleep Paralysis

A state of sleep between REM and being conscious. It feels similar to epileptic seizures (because I have had epileptic seizures AND sleep paralysis). Some people hallucinate, seeing monsters who are called "Sleep paralysis demons" and often depicted at the foot of your bed or sitting on your chest. Please note that not EVERYONE witnesses 'demons.' During Sleep Paralysis, you are fully conscious and can think clearly, but find EXTREME DIFFICULTY in breathing (even though your real body is still breathing) and you are paralyzed (you can't move any muscles). Sometimes, you may see yourself from a 3rd person's POV, and different individuals may experience the sensations of falling, being dragged off of the bed, or a heavy weight on their chest. During this time, your body is tensed up and your eyes are wide open, from a viewer witnessing the event. Normally, when a person wakes up after having sleep paralysis, it is a very memorable incident, unlike a dream. Treat sleep paralysis as a scary lucid dream. Sleep paralysis can occur as one is falling asleep OR as one is waking up. If a witness sees your body shaking violently during sleep paralysis, you may have had an epileptic seizure. Other than that, sleep paralysis is relatively harmless but can be scary for even someone who has had it multiple times. Personally, I think it's a load of BS when people say that laying on your back makes it more likely to have sleep paralysis.

James: "Dude, I had sleep paralysis last night."
John: "I was seriously worried when your body stiffened and you wouldn't answer me."

by SLAAAAAAYER April 3, 2023

sheep paralysis

When suddenly you freeze and all sheep within 50 miles of you slowly make their way to your current location to fucking default dance on you with their hooves. Usually occurs when around bodies of salt water.

Or maybe you meant to go to sleep paralysis and ended up here because it looked funny.

Dude, where did all the sheep come from?
Must have had sheep paralysis.

by SLAAAAAAYER April 24, 2023

Sleep paralysis

Something that cultivates intensifying fear.

" I had sleep paralysis last night
"Sleep paralysis?"
"The most frightening thing I have experienced in my life"

by UltimateDoge May 8, 2021

Password Paralysis

The unexpected brain-lock caused by having too many passwords such that you suddenly and completely lose the ability to log in to a website or program.

"I was struck by password paralysis at the office and looked like a total 'foon in front of the boss

by Sandmanvan May 1, 2011

Freezy Paralysis

The condition resulting from consumption of a freezy (or popsicle or other frozen goodness) in which one become incapable of doing anything but eating said frozen treat.

One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.

Mike: Hey dude, can pass me the carpet samples?

Justin: Nah dude, I've got the Freezy Paralysis. You'll have to wait until I regain the use of my hands.

by J-coups August 5, 2010

paralysis face

having an uneven symmetry, usually do to drugs or heavy drinking.

"Hey, who is that paralysis face that bought you a beer."

by DBrowning May 24, 2007