Thomas Jury

Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.

Go shower bro, ur such a Thomas Jury.

by GoldenOreo February 19, 2025

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Jurie

Jurie is one of the hottest dad’s out there. He takes his kids skateboarding and surfing then comes home to fix his mother-in-law’s garbage disposal. He loves his big dogs, works tirelessly in the yard on the weekends, helps with the dishes, and knows how to clean out the pipes, like no other! He’s loyal, quirky, can fix anything, and always brings you coffee in bed on lazy weekend Mornings. Jurie’s the best kind of husband one could have except when he tickles you and won’t stop or uses your belly like a heater for his icy hands after being outside.

-Jurie, why are you so hot?

-How do you get hotter with age, Jurie?

-You would never trade-in your Jurie.
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by Vilomah March 14, 2025

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Judge, Jury, and Executioner

A commonly used idiom that refers to someone who takes on all three roles in a situation. This person not only makes decisions about guilt or innocence but also carries out the punishment themselves.

Jake: Listen here, Emma. I’m your counselor, therapist, personal shopper, life coach, and if need be, your Judge, Jury, and Executioner

Emma: Uhh... did you just say 'executioner' and 'therapist' in the same sentence?

Jake: I like to cover all bases. Keeps things interesting

by PJ BW April 3, 2025

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