Alabama Jackpot

Scoring a threesome at a family reunion.

Jimmies gene pool got a little muddy after the Alabama Jackpot.

by Sp5 October 23, 2023

jackpot

1.To get into a lot of trouble;
2.To be in a lot of trouble

After what happened Frank was in a jackpot; When they find out what he did he is gonna be in a jackpot

by Lou 7 toes November 3, 2023

Mega Jackpot

A person who is simultaneously beautiful and morbidly obese.

Tess Holliday is a MEGA JACKPOT.

by Ainsley Nippleworth, Esq. December 11, 2023

Jackpots

the jackpots are the best fucking fanbase in the world! if you ain’t a jackpot tf you doing 🎰

Jackpots is the best fanbase! The jackpots are so loyal and we ride or die bout our queen. The jackpots ride for Big Latto the LONGWAY.

by BigHays777 October 5, 2022

jackpotting

The distinct urge to poop and barf at the same time.

After he ate tainted sushi, he was jackpotting for two hours.

When she took the morning-after pill, she was jackpotting all evening.

by Texan Etymologist May 18, 2022

jackpot watermelon

Palling street ball as a kid when i wanted to give up my turn to throw or kick off to my group of friends i'd say, " Jackpot watermelon"

Jackpot: if u catch its your turn to throw or kick the ball.
Watermelon: even if the ball touches the ground its your turn if u retrieve the ball.

Duh

Before i threw the ball i yelled "Jackpot watermelon!" Cuz i wanted to give some other kids a turn. Add up enough Points to have a turn at throwing/kicking the ball. But no one can catch today. Im jerry fucking rice bitches.

by SmilesAlot1985 December 8, 2020

JackPotted

A consensual sex act in which a man swallows a roll of coins of his choosing. Approximately 12 hours later, during an intimate encounter with a partner (man or woman), he sits on their face. The partner then reaches around, grabs his penis, and pulls downward in a jacking-off motion. With each pull, he farts into their mouth until the coins begin to emerge. Once the coins appear, he shouts, "Jackpot! DING DING DING DING DING – we have a winner!"

Sarah: "I'm telling you Debra, Mike and my sex life has just gotten so lifeless and stale"
Debra: "Sarah, you just need to get jackpotted! Willard and I do it every 3rd Tuesday and we're thriving."

by Frodo T Baggin November 19, 2025