Abigail Hobbs

literally the coolest person ever. she has no ear. please help

abigail hobbs is so cool and sexy

by rathuks November 23, 2021

Mr. Hobbs

A tier 0 omnipotence, omniscience, etc teacher. Who is wise and has funny humor. He is divine and almighty; you will die. (not actually).

The absolute Mr. Hobbs is here!

by dijowagryewiua March 22, 2023

Hobbs

A fraudulently placed Governor who knowingly lost an election yet swore herself into office anyway.

Arizona is run by a Hobbs who lost in a landslide.

by Whatzupp January 25, 2023

Reuben Hobbs

Being an absolute gimp, tiny willy. The most gay person ever, can't talk to girls. Has pictures on his phone of his mums area down below.

Oh stop doing a Reuben Hobbs.

by Ligma Balls 69 November 8, 2023

Pulled a Hobbs

Saying you’re going to be somewhere at a certain time, then bitching out and ghosting everyone when they check to see when you’ll arrive.

He said the meet here at this time, now he won’t pick up the phone.

He just pulled a Hobbs.

by Stretch2212 November 15, 2023

Hobbes

A stuffed tiger that Calvin is living with.

Hobbes: The problem with people is that they are only human.
Calvin: Well you're lucky you don't have to be one.

by Bobtomato June 27, 2018

luke hobbs

A person who is very strong true to his word family first do anything to keep his family together

Person 1: that dude is so loyal am faithful
Person 2: he is Luke Hobbs

by Hshshsbsjjajavsjdikckfldosijhs May 21, 2018