Feng Shui

Pronounced: (Fungk Schway)
A term meaning: The decorations in the room work well together.
Only said by people who actually speak the language, douche bags, and scam artist women you hire to arrange the spiritual positivity of your house.

Interior Decorator woman: "Ah, the feng shui in here is off."
Real person: "shut the fuck up, i changed my mind. You're fired."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Feng Jie Guo

The big dick gunna, do not, and I repeat, do not fuck with this man, he’ll fuck your shit up like a medium rare steak at outback. Only the sexiest men have the initials of “FJG” and this man gots it, he is a national level god of men. As one Feng Jie Guo would say. “Kachow Nigga”

“Feng Jie Guo will fuck your bitch”

by The Willy whipper September 3, 2019

sheng-feng

The most sexest Asian in Fremont

wow fuck you Sheng-feng

by Poomcgee June 3, 2016

Feng shui face

This is often used by young, attractive, female, Chinese executives to describe the facial structure of high cheek bone, boxhead Croatian males.

It is usually a term of effection.

Damon, your face has nice feng shui.

Or...
Damon, you've got a nice Feng shui face

by Feng Shui Face August 19, 2016

feng shui

ally and ellie

ally and ellie are so feng shui whilst cleaning hannah’s room

by ellie who better than jd February 14, 2021

Ryan Feng

Likes NBA Youngboy, plays basketball, super sexy, attracted to Ken Kwok, and has a fat ass.

Ryan Feng is a sexy ass boy. I would love to suck his balls.

by j_bandzz21 February 21, 2021

Mei Feng

An absolute icon, she is thin, legendary and is centuries young.

Witch: "Who is that skinny legendary icon over there?"
Witch 2: "Gurl you crazy... THAT'S MEI FENG!"

by DeLongpre February 24, 2021