Dangling Seabiscuit

When your penis drops down after emerging from a vagina or other crevasse after you go to town on her (or him if you're into that).

The joyful feeling after you've cum and your penis can finally rest, whilst still being fully erect like a racing horse.

"I pummeled her so hard that my dangling seabiscuit lasted over 30 minutes."

"That girl Nicole gave me a weak dangling seabiscuit last night."

by Not that Guy you think May 12, 2019

Dangling dice

To dangle or swing your testicles.

Kirk Lazarus: When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin' your dice on Lance's forehead? (Dangling dice)

by wallovt January 20, 2012

king dangle

when a penis is at maximum length whilst flacid.

"i fluffed my penis and now it's at king dangle"
"after doing the helicopter for a few seconds, my dick is at king dangle"

by jswiss October 3, 2009

meat dangle

Swinging manmeat. Your floppy wang. Yogurt slinging shroom beast.

"Seriously dude - put your meat dangle away - nobody wants to see that shit."

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

Groin Dangling

The art of talking bollocks.
Sometimes visibly faffing about and talking a load of old bollocks.
Someone is groin dangling when they spend time talking about things they think are important but everyone knows that in fact they are full of shit.

Bob: How did the meeting go?
Jim: Oh the usual. Andy was groin dangling again!

by Miccolo Chebogie June 15, 2018

dangling balls

Big dangling balls is what happens when you relax too much

I relaxed too much and ended up with dangling balls

by ste w October 30, 2013

Lieutenant Dangle

n. A man who wears really short shorts (plum smugglers) on a nearly constant basis. (see Girf)

Lieutenant Dangle's off to the gym again

by William Earl Dodd III March 24, 2005