In games, a critical hit that occurs redundantly and in which a normal hit would have been just as effective.
These are often annoying or frustrating in a game where critical hits are rare and/or generally out of the player's control/influence.
These are often annoying or frustrating in a game where critical hits are rare and/or generally out of the player's control/influence.
Yeah, I was battling a trainer in Pokemon and I got a pointless crit when their Pokemon's HP was pretty low. I could've used it at any other point but RNGesus chose now of all times.
by kjoshua September 2, 2021
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Short form for critical (critical condition). When someone is extremely high on a drug. Can be used to describe a stupid person, comparing them to that of an extremely intoxicated person.
originating in 2014 by Cloud 9
originating in 2014 by Cloud 9
Person 1: I smoked 40 poppers today i’m crit
Person 2: Carter and Butters just fought and they both lost. They’re so crit.
Person 2: Carter and Butters just fought and they both lost. They’re so crit.
by cavemannoises August 23, 2022
Get the Crit mug.Everybody on September 22nd will have 100% random critical hits on their knives and guns. Get that killstreak, soldier!
Also, murder is legal on that day from 8 A.M. to 18 P.M.
Also, murder is legal on that day from 8 A.M. to 18 P.M.
"Yo dude, it's random crits day!"
"Wait wha-"
*Stabbing and revolver shooting sounds*
Spy from TF2: *laughs*
"Wait wha-"
*Stabbing and revolver shooting sounds*
Spy from TF2: *laughs*
by Spy from TF2 November 8, 2022
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lumoie: *acting slimy towards boolymon*
boolymon: *realizes lumoie is slimy asf*
boolymon: “ I ain't gon' lie, Lumoie, you crit ”
boolymon: *realizes lumoie is slimy asf*
boolymon: “ I ain't gon' lie, Lumoie, you crit ”
by P Pusher November 13, 2025
Get the Crit mug.An insult, typically used to describe a very stinky man. It is also used as an exclamation of joy, pain or wonder, or is used to express dismay or confusion towards a situation. Interchangeable with “Gowzargo”.
Man 1: “Bro, did you smell that man? I think he just blast sharted.”
Man 2: “That’s a crit! Crit situation for sure. Crit!”
Man 2: “That’s a crit! Crit situation for sure. Crit!”
by scun-of-sealing December 23, 2025
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