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Chainsaw Consultant

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BlueWeave Consulting

Its business consulting & leading market research firm based in india.
Blueweave Consulting offers a one-stop solution for your market intelligence needs for any service or product. You get well-researched comprehensive reports based on qualitative and quantitative data to put your business plan into action. Your well-informed and timely decisions using our reports avert situations of excessive risks and help you grow your business with optimum risk-return trade-off.
by Blueweave Consulting November 25, 2021
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healthspan design consultant

one who applies environmental design theory and practice to prioritize and or optimize for healthspan related outcomes, aligned with the objectives of the stakeholder(s); working alone or collaborating with a team of health and design professionals, the Healthspan Design Consultant (HDC) uses a problem-solving approach to apply environmental design theory and practice to prioritize and or optimize for healthspan related outcomes, aligned with the objectives of the stakeholder(s). The stakeholder(s) and the environment are considered as a dynamic unitary whole, forming the Stakeholder-Environmental-Unit (SEU). As the needs of any dynamic system fluctuate according to its variables, the HDC aligns the SEU with its desired healthspan outcomes to meet if not exceed the known and unknown demands it may face, with specific anticipatory and adaptive modular features and training.

Through a context-and-task oriented lens, the HDC researches and applies an evidence based and driven assessment of the SEU, critically analyzes the results, and contextually organizes these findings to create and offer unique, customized healthspan design solutions, bridging gaps between architectural and interior design, lifestyle, habits, resources, constraints, ROI and performance to support the SEU’s desired healthspan outcomes in any environment.
A Healthspan Design Consultant creates unique healthspan design solutions, bridging gaps between architectural design, lifestyle, habits, fitness, hygiene, nutrition, sleep and performance to support, prioritize and or even optimize environments to support any and all desired healthspan related behaviors and outcomes.
by MadamEve February 20, 2024
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Paid consultant

You are OBSESSED with me you freak! Your fiancée not getting jealous is he?
Hym "Yeah, no, I should be a paid consultant. But your ass is obsessed with me, wow! I'm not going to find you digging around in my trash, am I?"
by Hym Iam February 25, 2024
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Consultant's clap

A term to describe the action of making barely any effort to wash one's hands, just turning the tap on and quickly rinsing for a few seconds. There is no effort made to wash all surfaces of the hands, just a quick rub together of the palms.

This is in mockery of old school medical consultants who were raised without the standard of hand washing, and now brazenly clap their hands quickly under a running tap to comply with infection control guidelines.

It is most commonly seen with the use of hand sanitizer.
Come on, wash your hands properly! All you did there was a consultant's clap!
by Saaks June 25, 2021
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