climate cough

A cough you get due to the climate, especially climate change, and drastic changes in weather and temperature.

I can't seem to shake this damn climate cough. UGH!

I hate seasonal climate coughs. The temperature is going from 70º to 30º in one day and my respiratory system cannot handle it.

My lungs are fucked up because of this climate cough.

by LingDanc803 December 2, 2023

Climate dysphoria

A new psychiatric disorder similar to gender dysphoria but you're genetically incapable of understanding that climate is part of your external locus of control and therefore cannot be geoengineered to fit our godless understanding of climate change

When you suffer from climate dysphoria in then United States, the solution is simple : move to a non climate dysphoric country like in the Muslim world and say inshallah every time you open your weather app on your phone.

by Sexydimma September 4, 2023

Climate dysphoria

When you're confused as to whether the church, the state or science will determine if climate 🤔 change is real.

I have climate dysphoria because I believe that the church should decide if climate change 🤔 is real.

by Sexydimma September 7, 2023

Car Climate Paradox

When someone raises the car temperature to make it warm inside the car when it’s cold outside, even though you wore coyotes for the cold weather causing you to become hot very quickly

“I keep telling Susan that the Car Climate Paradox is making her hot in her car during the winter”

by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020

Climatic Philosophy

Philosophy geared specifically towards addressing the atmosphere of the day and age of the contemporary. Each philosophy is conditioned to addressing the schools and branches in their modern existence. The examples being made are established by modern philosophers and used by societies in their political and social atmosphere.

My climatic philosophy is to stop smoking in order to be environmentally friendly.

by Kevin P. Olson July 29, 2022

Climate

Climate is the average weather that happens in a certain location.

The climate in Florida is hot
But the climate in Canada is cold

by GRRRRRRRR VERY MAD GRRRRR May 11, 2022

In the current climate

Someone who tries to show their intelligence by saying current climate, instead of 'currently' or 'at the moment' . Also normally used way too many times within a conversation.

Gerald wants to sell his house, it is massively over priced but in the current climate everyone needs a house to live in. Current climate, current climate.

by Dirtyracoonpanda10 September 22, 2022