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stache clash

A transvestite, transgendered, or transexual mtf (male to female) person who has not yet shaved off his mustache. This gives the appearance of a woman with a mustache. This causes a conflict between the desired feminine appearance and the masculine mustache.
Stache clashes are often committed by males who are not yet ready to fully feminize themselves.
Fred: "Hey look, that woman has a mustache!"
Joe: "No, thats just a transvestite. Wow, what a stache clash..."
Fred:" Yeah, why dress up like a girl, but still keep the mustache?"
by Frenchy McFiddle October 6, 2010
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Clash Royale

A game that guys play and lose their girlfriends because they pay more attention to the game than them
Are you playing clash royale?
Shhhh I’m busy
by Bad._.girl June 4, 2019
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Clash of Clams

Saw two wifes fighting on the tram last night. 'it was a proper clash of clams '
by neilo5000 October 27, 2015
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Clash Royale

Some bullshit pay to win game usually played by virgins who never speaked or touched some bicthes Or seen there dad they usually are virgins who spend their life saving on gems or pass royale or male prostitue
I have brain cancer and play clash royale
by DFngibgrjg March 10, 2022
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Clash Royale

A game which you can unlock troops as you increase in trophies and arenas. It makes you rage so much that you would throw your phone out of your window.
"OH MY FREAKING GOD. I HATE CLASH ROYALE! I WAS 1 TROPHY AWAY FROM LEAGUE 9 ULTIMATE CHAMPION AND I LOST 20 MATCHES IN A ROW. FREAK THIS GAME!!!!!" *Throws phone out of window*
by idgaf bout anything June 5, 2019
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clashing clams

The process in which two lesbian or bisexual females rub their nude vaginas together to achieve stimulation.
I caught Jessica and Rebecca clashing clams in their dorm room, so I offered them my organic dildo. We all had a good time after that!
by bam! October 24, 2003
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Clashing Colours

Oddly organised knitting enthusiasts who play a little music in between purling sweaters. Twice voted Melbourne's Hottest New Scarfers by the Foster Chunder Association of Woolamaroo, the Clashing Colours are responsible for the designs of most of the away strips in the Australian Football League including the Paramatta Eels, Woogawooga Shielas and the Gosling Surfing Wrens.

The CC were formed in 2009 when a leftist boarder with one testicle grew tired of poking himself with a crotchet hook and decided to take up the bass. Mayhem soon followed and was taught, idiomatically, how to drum. Plenty of yarn and a piano were procured from a second-hand abo store in the blue mountains and, struth, the rest is history.

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G'day mate! Y 'right? I reckon my dingo's colder than a wallies nellie t'night. How'd ya like to pop out and see if Clashing Colours could weave me up a quick Gosling jumper to warm the frost off my wankle. While yer up give the finger to those poms across the road. Ta.
by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012
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