The Austin Bock Theory

When no one actually likes a person but only stays friends or befriends them because they think everyone else likes them, when in reality no one likes them.

Adjective
“No one actually likes Austin , he’s a narcissistic, selfish, self centred, so far up his own ass dickhead who thinks he’s so important, the only reason people are friends with him is because they think everyone else likes him, it’s the Austin Bock theory!” It means he needs to be humbled because no one likes him

by Heidi😭 January 3, 2024

bock

To punch someone in the face. Typically someone that deserves it because they did you wrong.
Originates from my mind because I am a genius.

I bocked that hoe for cheesing me.
Or Bro that was a mean bock!

by fruityfredo February 23, 2020

Bock

A way to rate guys with your friends. A "Bock" is an attractive guy, but a "Bock Bock" is an extremely hot guy.

Did you see the Bock Bock that just walked by?!?

by Gator77 March 8, 2020

Bock

Bock = Baekhyun + cock

Known as baekhyun's big cock. He has big cock and everyone esp bbhls knows that. We ♡s bock and who doesn't?

missing bock hours: open

by cheonjae idol April 28, 2020

Josh bock

A queer who is extremely gay and loves touching men’s weiners. as well as taking gay pride month very seriously.

Damn dude that’s kids josh bock.

by William Henry May 26, 2020

Bock

A man who is unaware of the political party that he may belong to, anything he speaks on or looks at will become instantly mushed

Bock didn't know he was a democrat for over 36 years.

by TheDragonSlayor24 April 25, 2022

bock

a penis that has been surgically attached to your anus

fuck i'd love to sit on your bock

by bocklord April 29, 2022