Boat

Boats are the crappy version of a spaceship. They can't even fucking fly. The just float across the fucking water like the little shits they are.

My boat is not a spaceship.

by ThatOneGuyThatLikesSpaceships July 19, 2020

BOAT

(short for - Brownest Of All Time) is a term like GOAT used to refer to anyone from South Asian countries like India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh etc. It is used to either describe the person’s skin tone or their inherent brown family habits.

John - Hey man, why have you hoarded so many plastic bags inside this big plastic bag in here?

Arun - I don’t know man. Maybe because I’m BOAT and I’ve always seen my mom doing that.

by bigmadebrownie June 13, 2020

Boating

When you drive your car through a large puddle of water in the gutter of a street so fast that you soak pedestrians walking alongside said road with a huge and filthy wave.

During yesterday’s rainstorm, we went boating in my pickup truck and soaked a fat jogger with a dirty wave so big it knocked his hat off.

by Goofnut March 16, 2023

Boats

Large sized shoes

I see you got a new pair of boats

by D. Casper May 5, 2009

Boat

Eliminate opponents by out numbering them. Zerg them to death.

We took our boat and crushed that nub.

They would have won but our boat was bigger.

by BoatCaptain July 5, 2010

the boat

B.O.A.T. = Best Of All Time

Pachules is the B.O.A.T.

by cliff January 1, 2005

Boat

(1) Travel Device used across Large bodies of water
(2) Things people get sick own quite easily
(3) Something that Tony Abbott isn't a fan of

(1) "We travelled the Pacific with using our boat"
(2) "I feel sea sick on this boat trip"
(3) "Stop the boats" - Tony Abbott

by Hi. ☃ September 13, 2015