WAF-WAT

We Aint Fuckin’, We Aint Talkin. The great equalizer for today’s dating world. Weeding out the attention-thirsty, dopamine-deprived, and frankly worthless people who just want to message you to fill the empty void in their hollow life.

“Bro Sheila was trying to play me. She said she just wanted to talk instead of linking. We’ve been texting for 3 months. I had to skirt and hit that WAF-WAT on her.”

by Huncho kdubbie July 13, 2021

WAF

Weird as fuck. Whack as fuck.

Did you see that grown man with a butt flap on his jeans? That shit’s WAF.

by Nootch666 August 5, 2021

WAF (Weaponized Ass Fucker)

A hitman/hooker combination that you hire to rape then kill a target.

“My coworker is absolute asshole. I hired a WAF (weaponized ass fucker) to take him out”

by Paul Phinebaum August 12, 2021

waf

Wet ass floppa

Kimbo likes to be a total waf.

by Danek. July 3, 2021

WAF

Wet ass fart

Holly couldn't go to work because she had a waf

by DJB_251 May 11, 2021

WAF

Weak as fuck

That comedian had my knees waf from all the laughter.

by El Perdedor October 19, 2025

waf

Father? What’s that? What’s a father? Hehe.. 💔🔪

VisualTFX (Interviewer): Do you have any relationship with your father?
X: what’s that?
X: WAF?
X: Hehe… 💔

by VisualTFX February 4, 2025