Tor is Knut hermann’s dad and alongside gunn he tortures the poor boy by mainly killing his beloved høna and sometimes by locking him in the basement to starve.
Tor served in the USSR as elite commander on the east front where he survived 7 shots to the head and 2 tank shots.
He also has a very squeaky voice.
Tor served in the USSR as elite commander on the east front where he survived 7 shots to the head and 2 tank shots.
He also has a very squeaky voice.
by HaterBortennis69 August 11, 2020
Get the Tor mug.Uffe Tor is the FIFA god, or currently the EA FC god. Never disrespect him. If you ever find yourself with a 82 rated cb and a 79 rated cm, I would highly recommend for you the next time when you have a big pack (55k pack or higher) to try get down on your knees, close your hands together and repeat this... "Please Uffe Tor, give me the power, give me the dynamism, diminish the weakness and give me a player with potency." After this your life will get fixed.
Me - "Yo bro"
Bro - *sigh* "what?"
me - "Let me guess,your team is bad, you have a good pack and you know that it will be a 83 rated Enzo Fernandez?"
Bro - "How did you know?"
Me - Pray to Uffe Tor"
*Bro prays to Uffe Tor*
Bro - "France... STRIKER! PSG!!!!! MBAPPE OMFG!!!! YEEES! THANKS UFFE TOR I LOVE YOU!!!!!"
Bro - *sigh* "what?"
me - "Let me guess,your team is bad, you have a good pack and you know that it will be a 83 rated Enzo Fernandez?"
Bro - "How did you know?"
Me - Pray to Uffe Tor"
*Bro prays to Uffe Tor*
Bro - "France... STRIKER! PSG!!!!! MBAPPE OMFG!!!! YEEES! THANKS UFFE TOR I LOVE YOU!!!!!"
by Harpovich November 21, 2023
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Person #1: I think i have a crush on tor
Person #2 you have no chance with him
Person #1 its worth a shot
Person #3 (Tor) Helloo? I am standing right here i can hear you
Person#1 AHHHH
Person #2 you have no chance with him
Person #1 its worth a shot
Person #3 (Tor) Helloo? I am standing right here i can hear you
Person#1 AHHHH
by urbanboy96 April 6, 2023
Get the Tor mug.It's a phrase used in sympathy or in sarcasm to reply to a person or situation with misfortune. When you do something that causes you to fail or something bad to happen or to be made fun of in a personal way. commonly goes hand in hand with a fist covering the mouth in symathetic embarrasment towards the person being made fun of or ridiculed. Often followed by the word "dard".
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A real G, all woman would fuck him.
A real G, all woman would fuck him.
"Oh did you guys see Tor-Helge, that six-pack is fukin fab"
"Tor-Helge is the best sex-partner I've had"
"Tor-Helge is the best sex-partner I've had"
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