Toenail Violin

The act of using your toenail as a violin string. Able to play very sad music.

Person 1: Jared, I can’t find my Toenail Violin
Jared: its on your foot dumbass

by DOOKIE 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO March 1, 2023

crunchy toenails

A phenomenon in which toenails have a texture similar to that of an old sock.

Sofe have crunchy toenails
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by sharnus March 28, 2023

Toenails

Someone who is jammed soooo far up someone else's ass-hole that the only visible thing that's sticking out is their toenails. A brown-noser, a teacher's pet, a suck-up.

Robert: Did you see Toenails sucking up to the boss earlier?
Nick: Yeah bro, I puked in my mouth a little bit. What a dick.

by anonymous November 17, 2023

Toenails

Someone who is jammed soooo far up someone else's ass-hole that the only visible thing that's sticking out is their toenails. A brown-noser, a teacher's pet, a suck-up.

Robert: Did you see Toenails sucking up to the boss earlier?
Nick: Yeah bro, I puked in my mouth a little bit. What a dick.

by anonymous November 17, 2023

toenail

yummy

"i eat toenails"

"yum"

by toenailmuncher123 January 19, 2024

Swedish fish toenail growth

When eating Swedish fish causes your toenail to growth at a higher rate.

My girlfriend doesn’t believe I have Swedish fish toenail growth

by Deeptoot69420 May 9, 2023

toenail

toenail was THE day and if you disagree you shall not be accepted into the world of toenails as the 23rd of October is THE day and always has been THE day, adios xxx

omg its nearly toenail day xxx

by toenailbeliver October 18, 2019