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To pretend to be something one is not, as in high-post.
That ill kid from down the block tried to post up on me last night, Son.
by Cosmic Truckaz October 16, 2003
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In roundball, the state of having been utterly humiliated near the net, as your opponent steps into you to throw you off, then swivels around you toward the basket and drops the ball into the basket as though you were not there.
Whoah, Chris just got posted by that midget. What a pud.
by Smack, King of Ramen April 25, 2004
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junk posting (mass posting,chain posting)

Posts obviously cut & paste from others' status updates at the originators' request.
Now my FaceBook is flooded with all this junk posting (mass posting,chain posting) because Suzie has asked everyone to like and re-post her "loving friends" status update, "Let's see who actually pays attention. Like this post and then copy this as your status. I'll be watching to see who really does cherish family and friendship. Thank you for being a part of my life!" This is worse than a chain letter or junk e-mail.
by Teddy Damian October 24, 2011
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Post-Post-Modern Feminist

Women are capable of achieving the same
dazzling heights of assholism as men.
That woman is a post-post-modern feminist.
by Michael Whiteside July 16, 2003
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post post depression

The anticipation and excitement of seeing somebody has responded to a post you birthed on social media, but after reading their response you are left sad and empty.
Honey what's wrong with you today, you seem out of it??

I'm sorry, I left a witty political post on the knitting forum and one lady called me a trumptard. Loretta says I have Post Post Depression and the only known cure is logging off cries...
by theway146 September 8, 2018
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in computers, the most elite; more elite than any other; above all in eliteness
"Thats so post!"
"Thats not just John, that's Post"
by Christopher June 20, 2004
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The Pablum Post

Observations of a world gone wrong and where the humorless are banned.
Did the boss leave yet? I need some The Pablum Post time with my computer.

For folks that enjoy butts, balls, booze, boys, and things that go BOOM!
by Your Names Here February 14, 2012
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