Mass diddler

One who diddles at a mass level

Dude have you seen Larry? He hasn't been the same since the mass diddler struck.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

mass diddler

One who diddles people's holes

Dude the real mass diddler totally diddled Doug a new hole. He hasn't been the same since.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

Crib Diddler

A Crib Diddler is someone who dates really young women or men

I can't believe he's dating Karen, she just turned 16! Ya, Cairns is a real Crib Diddler alright.

by BengalsfanJoel February 16, 2021

Diddler

A wrong-un.

Someone who's done something bad, a twat or someone who has stuck their dick in a hand dryer

'That Tek Knight is a real diddler'

by ChipDigital November 15, 2023

Diddler

Someone who diddles cock and balls

Don’t be a diddler like Coersy

by Bsjejdnndididkdmnes December 8, 2022

minor diddler

gene from regular show

A: jeez have you seen gene from that very not normal regular show??
B: Yeah! he's such a minor diddler!

by dumpstr December 26, 2022

diddler's line

Point of no return, where someone's sexual fetishes or preferences become unethical, either by violating the consent of an adult or by violating someone who can not give informed consent.

They had gotten to a point of no return, to cross the diddler's line would mean to violate every ethical norm one could think of.

by Conn Ó Cuinn May 1, 2023