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Technoblade

a pig playing minecraft. Hates baby zombies. Phil is his “dad”
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A minecraft youtuber with over 8 million subscribers. He is known for his wonderful sense of humor, monotone voice, and violence towards orphans (a joke obviously.) He also is a great singer, with classics such as "Blitz."

Some quotes of his:
"If Hypixel has taught me anything, the answer is SLAVERY."
"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense! You've gotta believe me!"
"You have got to stop bullying people online." "That's what my teacher said and then I made it a career!"
*Playing a game called "Punch The Bats"* "This video is sponsored by PETA
by i'm very cool, i promise August 10, 2021
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friend : who’s that man that never dies in minecraft

me:THATS TECHNOBLADE. NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
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Alexander, aka Technoblade was a Minecraft youtuber with 10 million subscribers who passed away on June 30, 2022. Thousands of tributes have been made on YouTube, Twitter, Minecraft worlds, TikTok, etc. Technoblade was most famous for commentary videos on Hypixel, The Great Potato War against ImASquidKid, the Dream SMP, and his livestreams.

His death was announced on one final YouTube video titled "so long nerds" filmed by his parents.

"A man doesn't die when his heart stops, he dies when he's forgotten" R.I.P Technoblade
by ftProto August 14, 2022
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Techno-Blade

The blood god who stabs orphans and plays Minecraft and also drop-kicked a child in self-defense and officers need to believe him
Technoblade problem there no is not.
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