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Technoblade

a pig playing minecraft. Hates baby zombies. Phil is his “dad”
by FNF-kid July 14, 2021
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A minecraft youtuber with over 8 million subscribers. He is known for his wonderful sense of humor, monotone voice, and violence towards orphans (a joke obviously.) He also is a great singer, with classics such as "Blitz."

Some quotes of his:
"If Hypixel has taught me anything, the answer is SLAVERY."
"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense! You've gotta believe me!"
"You have got to stop bullying people online." "That's what my teacher said and then I made it a career!"
*Playing a game called "Punch The Bats"* "This video is sponsored by PETA
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friend : who’s that man that never dies in minecraft

me:THATS TECHNOBLADE. NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
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by Jilleen June 29, 2021
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A pig that was supposed to never die, but did
Did you watch Technoblades stream yesterday?”
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by Eowwwatermelon July 12, 2022
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