kolby stoops

kolby is always a die for kinda guy. he likes football and spending time with his family. even though he has been through a lot he will do anything to make you happy. he loves to hold your hand and have you close to him. if you ever end up with a kolby stoops dont mess up because youll regret it. BIG TIME

girl 1: why did you play kolby stoops
girl 2: ik i feel terrible and i regret it but he moves to fast idk about him
girl 1: well you will regret it big time

by parkviewjr1026 November 9, 2020

Bob Stoops

A man of character and persuasion with a knack for winning. A man's man. The subject of many nightmares in the lonestar state and the conductor of the real Texas Massacre.

Bob Stoops beat Texas again?

by Mack Brown in TX May 23, 2006

scoop stoop

stooping to a low level in fear of having no bitches and inviting an acquaintance to a recreational event for the sole purpose of that indivual will bring tons of poon

"dude, all da bitties are outa town so i pulled a scoop stoop to make sure we got sum tatas in da house to mack on"

by prokzi August 9, 2009

Chicago stoop

An act of revenge whereby an aggrieved vagabond defecates before an enemy's doorway and pours a liberal quantity of honey over the soiled threshold.

After being banned from the parish's soup kitchen, Jake purchased a jar of honey and left a sticky Chicago stoop on the church steps.

by sportpeppers September 20, 2010

Stoop Tag

A game that homosexuals play, usually in a cucumber patch.

My anus hurts from playing a rousing game of stoop tag last night.

by Bob Bee September 23, 2007

Stoops McGoops

Something that is incredibly stupid.

Steve: Man, all of our friends said they can't come over tonight to hang out.
Emily: Really? That's Stoops McGoops!

Liz: Crap!
Daryn: What?
Liz: I failed my test--I'm Stoops McGoops!
Daryn: It's ok, we already knew that.

by wimby May 1, 2010

stoop boys

the hardest crew in the universe known to man. you know what that means? the stoop boys are strong, and they dont take shit. so dont diss the stoop. dont mess with the universe's essential strength. i know your jealous and all and that's why u make fun but i just wanted you to get your facts straight. we don't call ourselves any old porch dwellers. we call ourselves the stoop boys. =

"Wait arent those kids the stoop boys from area code 201 that everybody is talking about?" "Nah man, those are just kids on a porch trying to be stoop boys"

by Bandook K. June 26, 2007