Stool Duel

A stool duel is when you’re fucking someone in the ass and you feel poop poking you back.

Hey man, I was fucking this girl in the ass last night and I felt poop poking me back on the dick. Rather than pull out I decided to fight the poop back in and have a stool duel!

by sick mo'fo May 15, 2022

happy stool

This refers to a gay sausagefest hangout in as in referring to an upside down barstool for their ass.

Yo watchout for that happy stool, there is some gay shizzle happening in that hizzle.

by Rob A.K.A. Blackrob April 10, 2003

Beef Stool

1. the name of someone's new cat

2. a good name for a pet

Me- "Hi sister! How's little Beef Stool?"

Sister- "Yeah, he's fine. Cheers for asking"

Me- "No probs. Innit"

by Gaz_Coleman December 13, 2012

Stool Grool

It’s the same thing as grool, only with poop.

“I banged my chick in the butt last night, and got some stool grool on my wiener.”

by Kevolution1987 February 14, 2020

westlife stools

A line of four stools that are made redundant once the song being sung changes key

(sitting down) its like flying without wings (in F)
(standing up) its like flying without wing (in g)

by Fredi Fudpukka April 25, 2005

stool basher

Anal sex indulger,same as a buttfucker,
Stool poker,rectum riddler,chutney ferreter,hershey highwayman.

ERR he's a STOOL BASHER.

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

Soft Stool

No substance, factual basis or hard evidence with which to confirm one?s position.

Pun referencing the pedestal on which many managers try to stand, and the shite that they spew.

That presentation delivered nothing but soft stool.

by Jonathan D. A. Branch February 3, 2003