Star Spangled Boner

The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.

He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".

by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

Spangle

Starr is cool lol

Spangles, I said to SHREK.

by Freestanding dishwasher July 27, 2020

Spangle

To sexually spank and strangle

“Spangle me daddy, aye aye ayeee”

by Mena Metias October 23, 2020

Spangle

Slang word for an asshole

I fucked her right in her spangle

by SocioKat November 3, 2020

spangle head

Spangle head

Look at him / her they think they know it all their nothing but a Spangle head .

by Bangerbob September 30, 2020

Spangle

The flaky, plywood-like things on metal after it has been galvanized to prevent rusting. It is sometimes used to create an industrial aesthetic.

"I can see the spangle on the metal from a mile away."

by UsefulInfoBeing April 7, 2017

star spangled and mangled

When you get really really drunk on independence day.

John got star spangled and mangled last night! He threw up everywhere.

by Chowpal November 21, 2017