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Jimmy's house is a shitbox... I wouldn't tie my dog up there
by Maccamac123 May 20, 2019
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Hey dude did you fuck that bird last night?
Yeah right up the shitbox mate!!
by Malcolm meat ball head June 7, 2016
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ShitBox

something/someone that is so damn shit that you have to put it in a box and burn it to get rid of it.
yo bro, i dont know what you are talking about, that testarossa mona lisa og purpy is fucking shitbox! Straight mids
by $LUT$KY $UKA February 29, 2020
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ShitBox

someone or something that is so shit that you have to put it in a box and burn it to get rid of it.
yo bro, i dont know what you are talking about, that testarossa mona lisa og purpy is fucking shitbox! Straight mids
by $LUT$KY $UKA February 29, 2020
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Shitbox

A word for butt/bum/ass.
Guy A: Hey, Guy B, you got a big shitbox!
Guy B, filing a restraining order: Thanks, Guy A!
by Ivoivivoib October 15, 2020
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shitbox fighter pilot

Manual transmission shitbox car or someone who drives one, usually a common compact vehicle like a hot hatch, generic enough to to be disposable but fast enough to get easily killed driving at high speed.
There go's another shitbox fighter pilot in a golf GTI, living on borrowed time in a world that despises thim. Live your best life little buddy.
by Sick_puppy_13 December 31, 2022
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Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places
Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.
by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023
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