Sandman
A mythical creature, about 6'2 in height with long grey hair and whiskers. Resembles an ugly yeti or sasquatch.
The Sandman lives in the sand dunes near Blackpool. He preys upon males who live and work in the local area, and uses cider to lure them back to his seaweed lair for a strum on his 'guitar'. If the cider trap is unsuccessful The Sandman will just suck off or bum the unsuspecting young men on the sand dunes then slope off on his merry way!
A mythical creature, about 6'2 in height with long grey hair and whiskers. Resembles an ugly yeti or sasquatch.
The Sandman lives in the sand dunes near Blackpool. He preys upon males who live and work in the local area, and uses cider to lure them back to his seaweed lair for a strum on his 'guitar'. If the cider trap is unsuccessful The Sandman will just suck off or bum the unsuspecting young men on the sand dunes then slope off on his merry way!
Sandman:- Hello young man, would you like to come back to the seaweed lair to drink cider and play on my twanger?
Young Man:- No thanks, Sandman, i am just walking my dog in the Sand Dunes.
Sandman:- Ok young man, that is not a problem, i will just bum you here. It is dark, secluded and nobody else is around!
Young Man:- No thanks, Sandman, i am just walking my dog in the Sand Dunes.
Sandman:- Ok young man, that is not a problem, i will just bum you here. It is dark, secluded and nobody else is around!
by Sprogglebump December 13, 2010
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by A Sandman August 3, 2014
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Joe: "Hey what's your favorite Metallica song?"
Alex: "Oh you know Enter Sandman."
Joe: " Really? I think Fade to Black or Master of Puppents is better."
Alex: "I've never heard those ones."
Joe: "The Enter Sandman Effect." *sigh*
Alex: "Oh you know Enter Sandman."
Joe: " Really? I think Fade to Black or Master of Puppents is better."
Alex: "I've never heard those ones."
Joe: "The Enter Sandman Effect." *sigh*
by Will Lange February 20, 2015
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Bro, wake up. Why you sleepin in the living room with your dick out watching porn? Was you playing the Sandman Game again?
Sorry. Looks like the Sandman got me.
Sorry. Looks like the Sandman got me.
by JJ Mccloud January 9, 2020
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by Turtle Goddess July 31, 2016
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The next morning she wake up and say "Damn... it hurts so bad I feel like the sandman fucked me in my sleep!"
The next morning she wake up and say "Damn... it hurts so bad I feel like the sandman fucked me in my sleep!"
Yo man I totally sandman hump my girl every night.... worst part is...that dumb bitch really think it the sandman! Hahaha!
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