Costco Salami

Costco is a threat to the offensive class, kinda gay for a Mexican bald dude named Carlos, he averages 14 offensive rebounds per basket. He’s 7’3 and is the worst defensive NBA player in league history.

Costco Salami is so bad at defence

by Daddy Carlos June 3, 2020

thicc salami

the most thiccest salami ever made in history of mankind.

Me: What type of Salami do you eat?
Him: Thicc Salami.

by Erm GOTEEEEE May 13, 2017

russian salami

The act of placing one's erect penis in the snow until it is numb. Subsequently, the female's vagina is penetrated, resulting in a warm tingling sensation.

Vladmir: Comrade, I had the best sex last night. I place dick in snow and penetrated Svetlana--it give sensation of dragon's breath in Siberian Tundra. The ole russian salami i tell you!

by William Cumberton September 17, 2016

Cock of Salami

A measurement of meat, standardized by the USDA. Measuring approximately three inches long, or the same size as an average penis in the US.

Shopper: "May I have a cock of salami?"
Grocer: "Sure thing ma'am, do you want that raw or wrapped?"

by Taglar Dreskk September 24, 2021

Showcase the Salami

To show off the goods

I got a big date tonight, but before things go down later on.. I wanna make sure to showcase the salami.

by Bliff Blaffington September 18, 2012

Salami switch

To replace an ex with another person. Usually in the form of sexual substitute. Generally, the person who replaces the ex is just being used.

Yeah Kerry salami switched Sam with Dillion, they fuck every night now, but Kerry doesn't even like him!

by Nevereatpoopies March 19, 2011

Salami Mouth

The feeling after you consume “salami” and your mouth is coated with a thin film and you feel the compulsion to brush your teeth or use mouthwash.

“My boyfriend said I’m not going to kiss you with that salami mouth, go brush your teeth”

by ffstretch March 11, 2023