Stork

To Drop a baby into a person. When two people have consensual sex and the male impregnates the female.

Defined I am going to stork that B!tch tonight

by Zombie Sunshine April 19, 2018

Dark stork

When you a black penis unexpectedly pokes you

Jimmy: Oh hi Todd how are you today
Todd: Terrible! Jerome poked me with a dark stork!
Jimmy: Oh dear.

by Dark storker February 26, 2017

Stork

Verb-to stork, storking. Past tense- storked. To travel as such high speeds as to be at the edge of one limits of control.

I was storking down that bitchinroad to get here before all the tasty buds were gone, brah!

by Flying_irish January 24, 2018

Reverse Stork

Reverse Stork, the action of stealing a baby via ways of flying vehicle, such as but not exclusively: drones, kites or jet-packs.

GUY 1: Dude, did you see that reverse stork!
GUY 2: Yeah, they totally flew away with that baby.

by ...Anonymoose October 16, 2019

Stork pork

To impregnate. Derived from: "stork", as in, the bird that brings babies and "pork", as in, to have sexual congress.

"My pull out game is weak. If I keep it up, I'm going to stork pork my step-sister"

by superwolf December 28, 2020

King Stork

The reign. The dominance. Over the stork tribal. Being known as the king stork is the greatest achievement life has to offer. Bmmmmmmm

Wow. He isn’t afraid of large birds. He must be the King Stork

by King Stork March 4, 2021

Stork stab

This is when your man has your legs bent and back touching the floor with your chin against your chest he's standing over top of you plunging the rod in straight up and down like North and South not East and West we call this distort stab because of the way he has to spread his legs apart and plunge up and down

I think I'm going to do the stork stab on my partner tonight

by Boypussy1119 February 1, 2023