plastered

To be so shitfaced drunk that you can barely make sense of what’s happening around you.

For Christ sake lad, I’m plastered now am I.

by nbason27 October 9, 2020

Plastered

To be so shitfaced drunk that your non compliant and totally in the clouds of what’s happening around you and on the brink of puking everywhere nonstop

I’m fucking plastered keep it on.

by nbason27 October 9, 2020

Plastered dick voyage

There are various definitions for this one, but it mainly means getting high on heroin and going on a long strenuous walk while lifting a 50lb barbell with your boner. This is a common practice in Western Asia, Cuba, and mostly the mid west states of the United States.

When the young man went on his first Plastered dick voyage, it was very enlightening to his mind.

by Shady sam March 22, 2017

plaster fuck

When someone fucks the absolute shit out of someone until they explode.

Brendon, if you don't get your chin off my elbow I'm going to plaster fuck you.

by King Kong the nig nog July 2, 2017

Plaster head Syndrome

someone who's hair is plastered to there head, Unwashed stinky hair

Yo Jimmy over there has Plaster head syndrome, its fucking disgusting like wash your head

by RokPilot April 20, 2023

hog-plastered

When you’re so fucked up you are squealing and running around like a feral hog.

Dude, Barry got so hog-plastered, we had to wrangle and hog tie him in the bathroom.

by Hog plastered November 21, 2021

Quirky with the plasters

A term used by someone in my school who thinks they're epic. Wrong.

I'm so quirky with the plasters mate you can't even

by Meiwosk September 13, 2021