perkin is very bad
by mm uime drifted June 29, 2021
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Person 2: Who there?
Person 1: Orange.
Person 2: Orange who?
Person 1: Orange you glad to see me.
*No one laughs*
Person 3: Ooooo...Perkins moment.
Person 2: Who there?
Person 1: Orange.
Person 2: Orange who?
Person 1: Orange you glad to see me.
*No one laughs*
Person 3: Ooooo...Perkins moment.
by ThatChick? July 15, 2011
Get the Perkins Moment mug.A perkin is a modern person, likely born in 1987 or later, who campaigns against or complains about most founding principles and mechanisms supporting Western society. A perkin is the exact opposite of a hard working blue collar worker employed in a traditional industry such as a power plant or construction. A perkin might commonly work in jobs that most people born before 1987 don't even know exist. Additionally, a perkin will campaign against mostly everything and fight, vociferously, for the rights of every single minority on the planet, even to the detraction of themselves and their own culture. Extreme perkins will go as far as attempting to claim they are from a minority culture that they are not in fact from nor, in fact, have no connection to.
Etymology: The "son" portion of "person" is phallicratic and therefore is replaced with the asexual "kin", thus person becomes perkin.
Etymology: The "son" portion of "person" is phallicratic and therefore is replaced with the asexual "kin", thus person becomes perkin.
I was driving on Wilshire and two perkins cut me up on their goddam e-bikes!
We had another blackout, yesterday. Ever since the perkins and their eco-campaign had the power plant shut down, the electricity supply has been super sketchy.
I was chillin' in my backyard with some buddies and a stack of beers. Suddenly, the perkins next door were complaining that the country music we were playing on my cousin's boombox was racist and phallicratic!
We had another blackout, yesterday. Ever since the perkins and their eco-campaign had the power plant shut down, the electricity supply has been super sketchy.
I was chillin' in my backyard with some buddies and a stack of beers. Suddenly, the perkins next door were complaining that the country music we were playing on my cousin's boombox was racist and phallicratic!
by BlueCollar69 June 4, 2023
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Hey man is that Scott perkins ??..how do u know its him ??? ....its definitely him cos no other fucker would be seen dead with them shite leather look gloves
by the beesting December 20, 2022
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"Did your DM Chris Perkins your party?"
"Yeah, it seemed like a TPK, but then we all woke up in the dungeons of Castle Ravenloft without our stuff."
"Yeah, it seemed like a TPK, but then we all woke up in the dungeons of Castle Ravenloft without our stuff."
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