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Rusty Orchestra

A sexual maneuver in which multiple people (usaully men) engage in oral stimulation of each other whilst offering a reach around, usually on a staircase. The name was coined in relation to the infamous sex act of the Rusty Trombone, as multiple Trombones make up an Orchestra.
"It was pretty awkward when my parents arrived unannounced, they came through the front door to find me tongue deep in the person in front of me, whilst I sat upon the tongue of the person behind. That was the third time this year that my mother had caught me mid Rusty Orchestra."
by VagrantFox August 31, 2018
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Erie High School Orchestra

A group of idiots who somehow got their filthy little hands on some instruments and hey, they ain’t that bad. They’re tigs. #skotigs . Known instruments are violin, slightly bigger violin, chello and a massive box thing.
Well, EHS has choir, marching band, symphonic band, jazz bad, and the other thing... yea Erie High School orchestra.
by ehsorchestramemes May 2, 2019
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Milf Orchestra

An Amateur Orchestra with people in their forties who aren´t professional Musicians
Oh I heard your Mom picked up an Instrument?
Yup, I guess she´ll join a Milf Orchestra soon
by Treewise October 30, 2019
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Holst sized orchestra

A Extremely extremely extremely large orchestra with many parts to it with about 30 different instruments and 10 different parts to each instrument there are instances where you can’t even have eight French horn parts

The name came from the instrumentation used in the planets by Gustav Holst
A holst sized orchestra will cost a lot
by Fruit Hunter June 14, 2023
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dirty orchestra

when a woman is eating a mans ass and licking his dick while he is fucking another woman simultaneously creating a melody of sex noises that brings joy everywhere.
Q from #musicandpales on kik has a video of a chick eating his ass and licking his dick while he fucks another chick and kylie called that the dirty orchestra. p.s he got big pp ;)
by kyli3notj3nn3r February 1, 2023
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Texas Orchestra

A term to describe a rather large arsenal of weapons, usually firearms.
Richard brought out the whole Texas Orchestra when he found out his wife was fucking a lot of other dudes.
by George Palorovik January 16, 2024
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Chocolate Orchestra

When all the boys go to the bathroom together after eating taco bell, this is only possible when there are rows of stalls and the squad has major butt pee.
Zach: (at drive-through window) Thanks for the 5-layer beefy burritos
...5 minutes later
Ed: Damn, these burritos got me feeling some type of way!
Nate: Me too man, I don't feel so good
Ed: Sounds like we're going to the chocolate orchestra tonight
by HAM_THUMPER December 6, 2022
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