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Obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)

This means you're addicted to texting.
My girlfriend texts me 24/7! She so has obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)!!
by Awesometroll October 20, 2011
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Obsessive Like Speech Disorder (OLSD)

A person who has a very bad habit of saying the word "Like"
Person 1: I'm like really like tired
Person 2: You have Obsessive Like Speech Disorder (OLSD)
Person 1: No because people with OLSD like say like, like a lot, because like they have like a terrible habit of like saying like.
by SlangDude November 28, 2012
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Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID)

When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.
This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!

Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.
by ThePhysopher December 22, 2018
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osd (obsessive soccer disorder)

the state of being completely and utterly addicted to the sport soccer. (futbol)
girl: alex obviously has osd
boy: what's osd?
girl: osd (obsessive soccer disorder). all he does is wear his soccer clothes matching with his other faggot soccer friends.
by anna oup- June 4, 2019
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SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)

The SGOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with Selena Gomez. Who is affected by this obsession thinks that if a singer can’t do great vocals she can’t be a singer. Patients with this serious diagnosis focus more on her than they have to with their idols. This disorder is usually found in many Pop Canadian Singer stans and his wife stans (yes incredible! they have stans), Arianators & Lovatics. The only cure to this serious obsession is trying to focus on their favs business and leave the talented mrs Selena Marie Gomez alone.
toxic arianator: thank u, next and 7 rings outsold Seltuna’s whole discography
every person on stan twitter with a brain: you have a SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)
by fetishgio August 24, 2020
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Tvdu obsessive disorder

a person who is dangerous obsessed with the vampire diaries or the originals. A CW show. Most popular reasons for this obsession is due to the characters of Klaus, Damon or Stefan.
are you watching the vampire diaries again?

yeah I have tvdu obsessive disorder.
by steftvdu January 4, 2024
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Obsessive Jewish Disorder

A person that believes and tells others they are a Jew when they are not.
The creation of Israel marked the reforming of the Israelite tribe.
Any Jew that did not move to Israel and become Israeli has abandoned the tribe and so they are not a Jew.
Such persons have Obsessive Jewish Disorder.
by AnonDoxy December 11, 2023
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