neptuned

when you and your niggas smoking that phat blunt and you didn’t tap out bc/ you ain’t wanna look like a pussy and y’all get done smoking and your not baked, your Neptuned

nigga I’m neptuned

by Zooted nation September 18, 2018

Neptune

Ariana Grande's favorite planet

Neptune is pertty, other planets are cancelled.

by sweetener snatched my wig June 4, 2018

neptune

either a planet called neptune which is usually associated with the sea, or old man jenkins who called himself neptune

the false king neptune was old man jenkins
the planet neptune could not support life as earth could

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

Neptunic

Another made-up sexual attraction by the mental health organization

“Hey John I just figured out I’m neptunic!”
“Tf? You’re damn planet”
“No! That is not true at all. That’s very neptuniaphobic to assume that. It actually means-“
“Go talk to Uranus you fucking Ice Giant”

by HayHayDaFox December 15, 2022

Neptunic

Describes the "sexual orientation" of someone who wants the p**sy and does not care about the identity of the person it's attached to.

Someone who's dating app filter accepts women, non-binary and trans men.

I absolutely respect your gender identity, I'm not a desperate straight man, I'm neptunic!

by Hatfull December 18, 2022

Jet Neptune

Popular comedian and American pornographic actor Sam Hyde's sidechick. He is a proud homosexual man with a fragile ego who often finds himself in petty online drama. Used to be a musician but that didn't work out.

X: Shalom brother Y, can you help me with my homework?? I swear I won't turn my back on you after it's done.
Y: Yeah, just don't Jet Neptune me.

by Samiul Haider December 19, 2023

Neptune

a furry bitch with a nintendo obsession

"neptune is a weird furry bitch who plays cooking mama on her nintendo switch lite"

by fatcocchaver July 15, 2022