dp merch

very kool kid bit bald tho nice wig but like yeah

omg dp merch is my favorite snapchatter!

by lolzlovingham August 23, 2021

Merch

To mean to promise; Bigger than a pinky promise.

Wesley: Dude I'm gonna fuck her.

Coby: Merch on it.
Wesley: Merch.

by AberdolfLincler December 20, 2018

Merch

Originated in Milwaukee Merch is another way of saying “say swear to god”

That gas station got robbed a few days ago “merchhh”

That girl that we used to go to school with pregnant now “oh Merch”

by Drandonmke January 18, 2023

Merched

stand on business and stamp that shi

Merched I’ll slap tf outta you

by bignae October 31, 2023

merch

to put something on god, to swear, like you’re not lying.

john: yo nigga you took my shit?
andrew: nah nigga ian take yo shit
john: bruh merch you ain’t take my shit
andrew: merch ian take yo shit

by Yourfavdarkskinnnn🥰 November 6, 2023

Merch

A slang word usually used in Florida basically meaning "on god"

Jonquavion: bro did you sleep with my mom?!
Alex: No why would i do that thats my aunt lol
Jonquavion: Say Merch.
Alex: ...

by WhoKnows?!?! January 26, 2024

Merch

A common slang term in Minneapolis metro area. It’s a word that mainly used for emphasis of your excitement. Comparable to saying “bet” after someone gives you directions ect. If a friend gave me candy out of the blue I would go “Meerrch, thanks bro.”

Person 1 “I got a new game” , person two “Merch you got a new game”

by Yeetus dellllletus April 21, 2023