The male equivalent to a queef. Air trapped in the urethra of the penis that is released suddenly, creating an unusually loud high pitched and oddly dry whistle.
by MurphyBrownEye July 9, 2023
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Last night, my parents were fucking on the couch so I meefed the house
Me and my date we’re hanging out and she pulled out a flashlight so I had to meef
Me and my date we’re hanging out and she pulled out a flashlight so I had to meef
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Get the Meef mug.Better know as “mason moniz”. From the discreet town of Cumberland Rhode Island. Mason grew up here for 10 years until he got his name “meef”. He liked the name meef and he basically took it away from everyone else cuz he’s a fucking beast
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Meef can be seen along with the loobnani legends on Fridays at 8pm ET
Meef can be seen along with the loobnani legends on Fridays at 8pm ET
by GullibleOrange May 24, 2022
Get the Meef mug.1. A word to say when you have nothing else to say.
2. Used when watching a sporting event and the other team just barely wins.
3. Skank, Bitch, or Whore. Used esp. with describing dates.
2. Used when watching a sporting event and the other team just barely wins.
3. Skank, Bitch, or Whore. Used esp. with describing dates.
1. Mike: Who're you going to vote for?
Spencer: Uh, meef.
2. John: Yes! They're going to win! What? no, that wasn't a foul! Meef! HTF did they make that? Meef again! Shit, we lost!
3. Mike: How'd the date go?
John: Not too good. She's a goddamn meef.
Spencer: Uh, meef.
2. John: Yes! They're going to win! What? no, that wasn't a foul! Meef! HTF did they make that? Meef again! Shit, we lost!
3. Mike: How'd the date go?
John: Not too good. She's a goddamn meef.
by AgentKarma April 9, 2022
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High pressure expulsion of air or gas from the urethra, following by a fowl swampy smell and a kazoo like whistling buzz.
See a doctor if you
Pass gas, stool, or pus from your penis
Have a foul-smelling peniale discharge
Get recurrent penis or urinary tract infections
Experience irritation or pain at the base of the sack, shaft, or taint
Feel pain during sexual intercourse
High pressure expulsion of air or gas from the urethra, following by a fowl swampy smell and a kazoo like whistling buzz.
See a doctor if you
Pass gas, stool, or pus from your penis
Have a foul-smelling peniale discharge
Get recurrent penis or urinary tract infections
Experience irritation or pain at the base of the sack, shaft, or taint
Feel pain during sexual intercourse
Wow Chad, my tire pressure is kinda low can you meef them up.
Was that a fart or a whistling-kazoo-buzz?
No I meefed.
Doc, help me I can’t stop meefing on people on the subway.
Plural- Meefs
Meefs I’m a dark room,
Roar of kazoos drown out all,
Swamp smell fills my nose.
Was that a fart or a whistling-kazoo-buzz?
No I meefed.
Doc, help me I can’t stop meefing on people on the subway.
Plural- Meefs
Meefs I’m a dark room,
Roar of kazoos drown out all,
Swamp smell fills my nose.
by TopherAssMan July 31, 2021
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