maxim drisdelle

Greatest person ever, has to tuck his penis in his sock to avoid stepping on it or tripping others

Basically, if your name is Maxim Drisdelle, you're basically the king of romancing women.

Guy 1: "who's! Is that who I think it is?!"
Guy 2: "yeah, that's Maxim Drisdelle, king of romancing women. Be carful not to trip though! It looks like he forgot to sock the cock today"

by AZGAD May 7, 2018

MAXiMation

Its a word for a guy there is cool

"That guys is MAXiMation

by TheGuyWhoAreTheBest June 17, 2016

Maxime

The most beautiful girl inside and outside. She ish smart, cute and funny. Her eyes are stunning and in her heart, there is more place than in every ocean. She will always be there for you and you can‘t be sad by her side.

I‘m alone :(
There‘s a Maxime, go to her and you‘ll never be alone anymore.

by not your bebii January 20, 2018

Maxime

The greatest person you'll ever fucking see and that's not because that's my name OK??

Random girl 1: Omg Maxime's is so freaking cool!
Random girl 2: I KNOW RIGHT HES SO HOOOOT!

by bonnejournee October 29, 2019

Maxime

The greatest guy you'll ever see in your life and that'S not because it's my name OK?

Random Girl 1: Omg Maxime is so cool!
Random Girl 2: I KNOW RIGHT AND HE'S SO HOOOOT!!!!!!

by bonnejournee October 29, 2019

Maxime

A maxime is the best brother you can ever have. He plays minecraft and among us with you, helps you with beating that one boss you can’t kill in a game, and gives you very good advice. Even though he is a nasty 3 year old dogue, you still love him.

Person : Ugh, Maxime is a dogue.
Alicia : yes, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t a cool dogue.

by nothx November 24, 2020

Maxim

Maxim is a 6”11 man which collects your taxes, he will insist for you to play a video game, ‘Atlas’. If he loses the game he won’t retry for two months. A usual quote from a Maxim is “Sir, you need to pay or the IRS will take you”.

Honey, Maxim is after repossessing the house.

by Fantastic Person123 December 25, 2020