Matteo

An Amazing person who has a 1 million cm shlong. he is very short tho.he are around 1 foot 3 to 2 foot 5. He will always steal any balls you have , basketball , baseball , and your ba ... anyway he has his pros and his cons. He has to be right about EVERYTHING.

Give me my damn ball Matteo!

by Matteo's Best friend May 9, 2022

matteo

a kid with cooties. he got it from his bbg bethanya

bro oh crap this kids a matteo

by Milomiloa May 11, 2022

Dirty Matteo

The act of spanking and feeding berries and cream to your boyfriend while ringing him.

Yesterday I was giving him a Dirty Matteo when his mum walked in

by RogerTheSexOffender January 5, 2022

Matteo

The biggest niggerfaggot ever to exist

Don’t be a Matteo

by The unnigga October 10, 2022

matteo

that one cool guy whos good at boxing and knows how to make friends
also very charismatic if you ask me

Yo Matteo, you wanna watch the new Marvel Movie????

by prongles October 20, 2022

Matteo

Mateo es un abuelo, le encanta el cine, y te saca muchos temas de conversación SOLO SI te agarra confianza o encuentra una gran conexión contigo, le gusta pasar tiempo solo pero aveces lo agobia, tiene una gran polla pero la real polla p

"Matteo es como un abuelo, con una polla grande"

by Tuloquita29 May 19, 2022

Matteo

Matteo is a god he is the sexiest person in the world. He knows how to treat a woman. You will not resist him. He will usually be the best at Soccer and Math.

Person 1: Oh my god did you see Matteo?
Person 2: Yeah he's so hot!

by juventusu-11 December 14, 2021