Orgasm-O-Matic

A machine that causes the user to instantly cum, usually used for chronic sperm donors, otherwise used when one is alone on Valentine’s Day.

“Yeah I’m alone this Valentine’s Day, I’m gonna dust off the Orgasm-O-Matic”

by MikuntZitchy February 15, 2024

Matic

governed by a predefined set of rules or formulas

The math was complex, but the matic behind the solution was perfectly clear

by Divic January 20, 2026