Marko

A guy who thinks he's awesome although the only awesome thing about him is his hot brother. He's egoistic, which means that in a conversation he'll mention that he's awesome as often as he can. He thinks he's an adult, although he acts like a 5-year-old. He's more a girl than he' a boy, which means that he probably knows more about peelings and french nails than his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend.

“I've broken up with Marko“
“Lucky girl, no one deserves someone like him“

by HoneyHunter January 23, 2017

Megan Marko

Like, totally the HBIC of the GSC! Duh!

Megan Marko is totally the HBIC and also kind of a BDE.

by jdawg2008 January 16, 2020

Marko Lamza

Marko Lamza means that the person is very gay, a complete alcoholic and likes to play Fortnite.

Yo bro did you just suck a dick while playing fortnite?

Yea I did.

You're such a Marko Lamza

by Mathhew2 June 14, 2020

Marko

Marko is a unique person. He likes to play games, vape, and chill a lot. Marko doesn’t beef with anyone. But, don’t get on his bad side Marko will fuck you up. Marko is a great ladies man he really loves to show attention to any women. He treats a woman like no other. He’s a different breed. He is very kind and cute also. He loves to always cuddle. He has very soft hands but really big ones. He is super tall. Yet, again Marko is a unique person. P.S. don’t get on his bad side, don’t say you’re from the hood when your definitely not. He will fuck you up, don’t act ghetto around him. But, ask him if he’s from the hood and he’ll tell you a whole story which is 100% true.

Marko: yo wanna chill today?
Girl: Sure! What time are you not busy?

Marko: I can do 3:00 pm.
Girl: alright can’t wait to see you sunshine!
Marko: haha you too love.

by Himynameiswhat! September 24, 2020

Marko

Marko is a unique person. He likes to play games, vape, and chill a lot. Marko doesn’t beef with anyone. But, don’t get on his bad side Marko will fuck you up. Marko is a great ladies man he really loves to show attention to any women. He treats a woman like no other. He’s a different breed. He is very kind and cute also. He loves to always cuddle. He has very soft hands but really big ones. He is super tall. Yet, again Marko is a unique person. P.S. don’t get on his bad side, don’t say you’re from the hood when your definitely not. He will fuck you up, don’t act ghetto around him. But, ask him if he’s from the hood and he’ll tell you a whole story which is 100% true.

Marko: yo wanna chill today?
Girl: Sure! What time are you not busy?

Marko: I can do 3:00 pm.
Girl: alright can’t wait to see you sunshine!
Marko: haha you too love.

by Himynameiswhat! September 24, 2020

Marko

Marko is your cool neighbour next door who encourages you to lead a sustainable lifestyle and consume more consciously. When you go shopping with him, he always finds some hidden treasures for you. He always lends you salt or milk, but never asks back for it.

"Look at Marko being extremely well-dressed again - rumour has it all his clothes are second hand!"

by NotMarko November 23, 2021

Markos

A friend of mine, whose name does not exist.

or
A friend of mine, who does not even exist.

A: Hey, do you know Markos?
B: What is Markos?
C: Who is Markos?
Markos: f*ck yall!

by effpeeare November 24, 2021