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Mald

Mald is when someone sucks at a game and gets so mad that they start to pull their hair out and go bald while simultaneously punching holes in their walls.

In short, someone being shat on in a game that they are dog shit at and raging
qqb11ar: You been coming back trying to kill me and every time you try you die for the last 15 mins
Mech: He's Mald
Leave: Says the angle that was arguing about us using the ladders to escape you, that's literally their purpose.
Chrispy (The Owner): THAT'S THEIR PURPOSE?!
Leave: well on my that the
by qqb11ar May 8, 2022
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"Mald" is a word used mostly by little Roblox faggots who only play Naruto games, Rogue lineage or Deepwoken. Mald/Malding means you are angry to the point of which you are balding.
Regular player: Bro this game sucks, that move is completely unbalanced.
Morbidly obese Deepwoken player: Mald about it kid.
by ohnahbro May 10, 2022
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A combination of the words mad and bald used by someone being so flustered, salty, or tilted that they lose control of their vocabulary. Often used to describe the offending person.
Yo that dude was mald after losing that game they couldn’t form a coherent sentence to save their life.

Bruh was mald after getting stomped in that game.
by Halfnir December 31, 2021
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Mald means to be mad at someone but written in a way to infuriate someone (Mostly used in videogames where a toxic person keeps typing Mald after every kill)
Person 1 (Toxic): Dude I own you in TF2 what’cha gonna do now? Cope, Mald, Seethe,
Person 2: What the fuck does mald and seethe mean?
Person 1(Toxic): Urban Dictionary retard
Person 2: That’s the reason you are adopted you fat fuck.
by TheletterAE January 12, 2022
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Mald

being so mad that you go bald
by forwinningarguments May 20, 2022
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Malding

When a virgin realizes that he will never get the girl of his dreams and begins to show signs of anger as a result. This is common among individuals who express romantic interest in individuals who are drawn and/or animated, which will result in the person getting rejected. Individuals who express interest in anime characters, drawings, V-Tubers, game characters, or any form of a character that does not exist in the real physical world will begin to "mald" if they cannot get the hearts of those non-realistic characters they so desperately desire.

This is also the case with individuals who firmly believe that they are better than others (supercilious), and proceed to get put in their place either in an embarrassing or humiliating fashion - and will result in those individuals also expressing signs of anger and resentment as a result.
"Bro, did you hear about Josh last night?"

"No, what happened to him? He seemed to be furious about something!"

"The V-tuber he had a crush on turned out to be a dude with a voice changer on lol"

"Oh he must be malding right now!"
by El_Doolin December 6, 2021
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Tanay Malde

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He is such a gimp, He works at the club and is pansexual with siblings. He loves to play with balls and sticks, and he is a sex slave
You are such a Tanay Malde, stop sleeping with your Uncle
by MaldeLikesUncle March 15, 2022
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