groin injury

An injury to your nut sack.

“We’re gonna take an tv time out as #21 has suffered a groin injury”

by Totally Legal Alien November 13, 2019

Ya Yeet Injury

Where you play Modern Warfare with your friends then get a Charley Horse on the mic

Guy 1: YO HE'S ON THE RIGHT

Guy 2: I SEE HIM YA YEET *Charley Horse Occurs*

Guy 1: god fucking dammit he got a Ya Yeet Injury.

by CucciEater142 September 12, 2020

Adam's Injury

The act of injuring one's self while attempting to demonstrate how someone would get a spinal injury.

Doc: We've got another Adam's injury in the ER

Nurse: What a dick head

by Pseudo Paramedic June 13, 2017

testicular injury

The worst type of injury a man can endure

PLEASE KILL ME!!!- a man who suffered a testicular injury

by Nekminnit4 June 17, 2016

knee injury

Alex Morgan's Unborn Baby, named Janice Jr

Who would've known that Alex's Knee Injury came with an announcement and a gender reveal

by Tobinho October 26, 2019

dri (drinking related injury)

An injury caused by foolish or clumsy behaviour when drunk.

A: Hey man, how did you break your leg?
B: It's a dri (drinking related injury), I tried to cartwheel from the pool table to the floor last night.
A: Ah. Don't worry, heaps of people do that.

by functionalcoholic October 15, 2013

injury porn

Repeatedly showing pleats in which players are badly injured, especially in American football.

“Why do they keep showing Mahomes’ ankle getting sprained? It’s just injury porn”

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 22, 2023